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Top Shelfer 

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.
I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,
Top Shelfer by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021
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topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....
This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....
topshelfer by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008

Topshelfer

A drink consisting of a shot of every spirit on the top shelf of the pub. Commonly consumed on ones birthday
John was shitfaced after doing a topshelfer to celebrate turning 43.
Topshelfer by Hairy Lee69 July 7, 2023
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026