top shelfer

Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).

JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.

by BendyBendo February 02, 2007

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021