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Top Shelfer 

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When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.
I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,
Top Shelfer by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021
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topshelfer

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Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....
This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....
topshelfer by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008
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Topshelfer

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A drink consisting of a shot of every spirit on the top shelf of the pub. Commonly consumed on ones birthday
John was shitfaced after doing a topshelfer to celebrate turning 43.
Topshelfer by Hairy Lee69 July 7, 2023
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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