Tommy Squeaker

An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.

"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"

"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"

by They call me The Seeker September 1, 2010

Little Tommy Squeaker

A name given to those high pitched farts that often come as a result of trying to hold one in while in a public place.

John: "Did someone just stand on a creaky floorboard?"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"

by Doctor N November 16, 2009