tjk

Someone who gets all the girls by flexing his amazingly large muscles in the mirror, and also is confused about their skin color.

Wow hes a pimp and is working out wada tjk

by Wild Cherry December 15, 2007

TJK

Talk Junk Kid - A bro who says a lot of things that accumulate to very little.

Frat Bro 1: Hey Bra, Whassaby- No, dude I was totes there alllllday.
Frat Bro 2: Fasho Fuuushaawww. Bra you don't even know!

Onlooker 1: A couple of TJK's at 3 o'clock.
Onlooker 2: Totes.

by TJK Expert June 20, 2013

TJK

a guy who wears quicksilver trackies. acts like a dero and farts in public. all he has to say is "safety"

IS A GROMIT

GIRL 1 - Hey, you look like a dero

TJK - *FARTS* im not a f*n dero

GIRL 2 - Lets get away from this disgusting pig

TJK - *BURP* yeah, F*** OFF!!

by superstar 111111 June 13, 2010