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Tiyon
She fine as fuck her boyfriends are so cute and lucky she tall wears glasses and has sassy attitude and it sexy af loves her friends more than anything she is intelligent littt as hell and slays till her hair turns gray sexy and has a big booty and fine body and cheerleader and doesn’t care about what the haters say
Boy 1:Tiyon fine I want that ass
Boy 2:no she my girl look at that booty
Boyfriend:back off my girl that ass is mine
Boy 3:look at that body man I’m jealous
Boy 4:I want me some of that
Boy 2:no she my girl look at that booty
Boyfriend:back off my girl that ass is mine
Boy 3:look at that body man I’m jealous
Boy 4:I want me some of that
Tiyon by Loversalwaysslay May 23, 2018
Tiyon
Tiyon is a wonderful, intelligent, and all around internet girl. She gets what she wants no matter what it takes, she’s a dancer and a singer of course. She may look mean but she’s actually really nice. She is sort of nonchalant if you aggravate her but she’s still a amazing person. Tiyon has a fantastic personality but it’s nothing compared to her looks. She’s so perfect, everybody loves her and/or knows her name. She’s famous if you really think about it, but everything at home isn’t all too well. Due to her past she has a really hard time opening up and showing her feelings, so that cute smile you see all the time isn’t always real.
Boy 1: god Tiyon’s so hot I wanna date her
Boy 2: I’m a guy and I wanna be her
Girl: welcome to the party bro
Boyfriend: glad to call her mines
Boy 2: I’m a guy and I wanna be her
Girl: welcome to the party bro
Boyfriend: glad to call her mines
Tiyon by hannahtooshady November 20, 2021
tinyone
The tinyone is the biggest thing that the Boy Cunt Crew has ever encountered. Unsure of what they are dealing with, the members of the Boy Cunt Crew will taunt a tinyone until, in a similar fashion to the final attack of a leopard hunting its prey, they are left shredded and bleeding, as the tinyone makes off with the weakest of the pack, to feast on, as an Uncle Cunty feasts on a hamburger.
For Fuck Sake!!! Did you see the size of that tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone
tinyone by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019
whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've
Person 1: I do not know whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've I will give my business to when I pass away.
Person 2: What the fuck?
Person 2: What the fuck?
whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've by Sovietpizza February 17, 2017
Tiyana
If you come across a Tiyana your lucky cause she will love you and get along with you she very independent and doesn't need anybody's help she's very pretty strong brave talented unique and hard to find and you won't ever forget her because her personality is memorable and she is not like these other japp girl's so she's a keeper.
Tiyana by jazzy stolks November 9, 2019
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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