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town of the damned, the dome, groundhog day.

full of druggies of all types, alcoholics, pensioners and the unemployed

highest rate of incest in the UK, second highest in europe

most amount of cats per person

bin laden lives here
unemployed layabout: "i fukin hate tivvy its fukin gash"

hardened alcoholic: "dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs

hardened alcoholic: "dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs

unemployed layabout: you're repeating yourself, for fucks sake shut up

hardened acloholic: have you got 50p?

unemployed layabout: nah, sorry mate i just spent all my money on amphet, im gonna go down the job centre an get a crisis loan so i can buy an ounce of green to sell

hardened alcoholic: right mate give me a bell when u get some, i could do with a bit of puff
tivvy by theskybeblue March 22, 2009
Words you can keep
Noun: trauma-induced recession of the already-flaccid penile truck into the body cavity, creating a vagina-like cylindrical cavern; occurs shortly after seeing disgusting specimen of human species, esp. the opposite gender. Derived from Trauma-Induced Vagina (TIV).
After seeing Francisco in a dress I had the world's worst tivver.
Tivver by Mark Wrighton, Ph. D. December 7, 2006
Related Words
tivvy Tivver tivy Tivyasini tuvvy Tavvy tevvy Tivey Tivvospectly Tivya
Tivy is so a word.
tivy by anonymous September 29, 2020
Tivya is usually a very sweet person, she is extremely shy and quiet around people she doesn't know. but when she is around her friends she is a crazy person with an incredible personality also has a very dirty mind. She also uses a lot of sarcasm and will make sure you know what your saying may be stupid or obvious. A Tivya is an amazing friend to have and will listen and worry about your problems making sure not to trouble you with hers. if you ever have a Tivya in your life make sure not to betray her or piss her off as she will leave karma to get you back sometimes even gets you herself.
Tivya = savage and sweet
Tivya by kate@kitten May 23, 2021

slavvy tavvy 

Extremely hot and sloppy oral (or non oral) sex. Like the Gawk Gawk/Gwawk Gwawk, but more wet and steamy.
Person 1: Person 2’s mom gave me the slavvy tavvy and a couple STDs.

Person 2: Just don’t fuck my mom 😀✋
slavvy tavvy by Stoikman6969 May 9, 2021
Tuvvy - a girl who is beautiful inside and out but doesn't usually realise it. They have flaws like everyone else and can get stressed out and mad but are amazing and trustworthy friends. People can't usually see or understand why they have so little confidence because they are just awesome.
"tuvvy is so amazing"
tuvvy by maiax April 19, 2015

Tivyasini 

Tivyasini is a very smart person 👍😁 You can rely on her for every homework to copy because she does everything on time 😩 If you ever need a friend to bitch about she’s the best person to go to She creates nicknames like dumb bitch and stupid bitch to talk about our favourite people If you need a friend to say let’s die she’ll give you the encouragement you need‼️
Are you going to school tmrw. No!! She must be such a Tivyasini. 😩
Tivyasini by shroom😍 November 23, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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