unemployed layabout: "i fukin hate tivvy its fukin gash"

hardened alcoholic: "dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs

hardened alcoholic: "dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs

unemployed layabout: you're repeating yourself, for fucks sake shut up

hardened acloholic: have you got 50p?

unemployed layabout: nah, sorry mate i just spent all my money on amphet, im gonna go down the job centre an get a crisis loan so i can buy an ounce of green to sell

hardened alcoholic: right mate give me a bell when u get some, i could do with a bit of puff

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz