A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.
I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched
by Bathos May 18, 2010
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