Tire Turds Share definition Flag The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well. Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot. Tire Turds by krevWon January 19, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Tire Turds mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch