When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
by Calgarian-man May 03, 2018
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
by Glizzy G December 03, 2008
"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"
"You fucking tire bag whore!"
Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.
Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?
"You fucking tire bag whore!"
Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.
Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?
by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019