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Thumbation

When couples are holding hands and then start touching or petting each others' thumbs. Can evolve into thumb wars and other kinky behaviors.
Man Friend: "So what did you do at the movies with Katie at the movies last night?"
Dude: "We held bands. Little thumbation."
Man Friend: "Kinky."
by Dave Rowe January 27, 2009
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Romance-turbation

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.
by tagz November 1, 2008
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WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.
Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.
by Urban Millz July 21, 2012
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Thumbion

A thumb with protruding knuckle that resembles a bunion on one's toe.
Wow - Angelina is beautiful but look at those thumbions!
by Fulco June 8, 2009
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Thumbactionist

1.) A boy or a girl who is an expert in sexting and finger talking.

2.) Someone who is extremely adept in using his or her thumb to have a full conversation on cell phone. These people are able to enjoy every action vicariously through cell phone chatting and text messaging. They hold the cell phone in such a way that their thumb (of the holding hand) can reach every button of the cell phone without any difficulty.
Jason can provide us upto date results of the NHL game through his blackberry sitting inside the rink. He is a thumbactionist !

Julia recently joined twitter and became a thumbactionist after meeting other single twitterers..
by Shazz Spazz (Vancouver, BC) September 4, 2009
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weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets
They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.
by fatty August 21, 2003
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Turbation

Turbation is the act of stroking ones genitals in a sexual way and masterbation is the act of repeatedly turbating.
Masturbation is the act of turbating many times
by TheFullBlownBootyConsumer March 4, 2018
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