Legend has it that this monster has a giant third leg that it drags behind as it moves. But don't be fooled, my friend, for that "third leg" is actually its massive... *ahem*... manhood. Yes, you heard that right. This monster is packing some serious heat down there. They say if you anger the Three-Legged Drag Behind, it'll whip out that bad boy and give you a smackdown you won't soon forget! So be careful out there, and for goodness sake, don't get on this monster's bad side!
by RedNeckFromDaWoods April 8, 2023