The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.

Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.

by theFlamgingosAss November 28, 2022

spread thread

To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.

"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"

by _toasterboy_ April 24, 2023

Thread rerailing

The act of bringing a horribly-derailed thread back on track, much to the annoyance of the idiotic derailers.

I've always loved CR's subtle thread rerailing.

by Jujujujujujujujujujuuu August 10, 2011

thread chicken

If you aren't sure if you're going to run out of bobbin thread before finishing your current seam, but you keep stitching without re threading your bobbin, you are playing thread chicken.

I totally lost a game of thread chicken, and now I have to re-sew the entire fucking seam.

by E.wolfsbane January 27, 2022

thread fic

A piece of fanfiction written via a Twitter thread

"I read this really cool thread fic the other day"
"Oh neat"
"Yeah I just wish it wasn't on the elongated muskrat website"

by newwwwusername July 15, 2023

Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads

I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023

coup de thread

When one thread becomes popular, but is overtaken by another thread and the original thread is subsequently forgotten.

- Hey Josh, have you found the thread about Rihanna yet?

- No, but I found another one that's beecome more popular.

- OMG it's been coup de threaded!

by gummz00 July 3, 2013