thornsbury 

Broken down from ancient Bornio text as "Extremely Hairy Man Beast who Loves the men of the tribe".
Little is known of their modern day existence but they are most likely found in some kind of "Lead" position as they were often "Lead Pivot Men" due to the hair being able to absorb multiple fluid types.

The Thornsbury was very popular at parties and gatherings of "happy" men.

thornsbury by Lead January 26, 2004

thornburging 

Raising your cup, as if to make a toast, eye level while slightly tilting your head.

Everybody in the meeting was confused by the way he kept thornburging his cup before every sip of coffee.

thornburging by CrunkJooce April 18, 2010

Thornbury 

A town that has the worst football team ever. Where every child goes to castle and smokes alot of weed.

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Thornbury by Aguycalledme August 22, 2018

Thornbury 

A stoned town near bristol where everyone who lives there is stoned to their eyeballs in any class A drug, even the toddlers.

The Police might as well not be there since they're stoned aswell, One in every 3 people are missing body parts.

Nobody is safe to walk the streets cos of druggys, There's a 2 nuclear reactors for every 1 house and the water is green.

Guy - You been to Thornbury?
Guy #2 - My cousin did and died.

Thornbury by The Koaladude September 25, 2005

Thornburg Middle School 

This trash ass school consists of bitchy teachers, gorilla ass bitches, and pussy ass dudes. Some of the girlies are cool but most of them are dumb ugly sluts . Some of the guys are lit but most of them are pussy and all of them have huge ass egos. There is no code in this school. People date who they want to even if they best friend dated them already. Moral of the story don’t trust nobody at this school.

Eugene: what’s the shittiest school you been to?

Greta: thornburg Middle school

Thornburg Middle School by Dingylingypingy April 11, 2020

Thornbury 

A town in Ontario where people get away with anything they want and have all slept with each other at least once. Half of the teenager population will get wasted every chance they get, and the other half will be high as a kite all the time. If you are an outsider, you will be lucky if you can make it out alive of one of their party’s, (if they even let you in). Constant drama, drugs and running from the cops, take place in this town.

Person 1: I heard about this party in Thornbury. You wanna go?

Person 2: We live in Wasaga.

Person 1: and?

Person 2: I’m trying to stay alive for the next lil bit!

Thornbury by Whorewhoscores April 2, 2021

andrew thornburg 

Andrew Thornburg- is an athletic boy. He is sweet in all the possible ways you can imagine. Tends to be very pretty as well, he is in fact a beautiful boy. Very athletic and strong. They like to stay fit and are always working out. They like Costco pizza and they want to go to New York and Hawaii. They are always busy, but try their hardest to make you feel wanted. The best type of boy- the one you never forget.

Andrew Thornburg is just perfect-

andrew thornburg by bruhidekwhattowrite April 15, 2021