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an interesting form of calling someone a thotty bitch. A girl that will only talk to you if your attractive and enjoys getting attention from guys that try to get at her but will never have a chance.
That girl is a major thoitch! I dont know why guys like talking to her. Her vagina probably whistles when she walks
thoitch by Whereswaldo June 27, 2015
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Thitchell 

the si unit for thickness
That girl is 2 thitchells
Thitchell by Jeboris-full sends June 15, 2018
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THOTchet 

((That Hoe Over There is Ratchet)) {Proper Noun} A female (And sometimes male) who is unbelievably ugly and hoping. Usually single with a horrible attention getting sense of fashion sense. A mix between the everyday THOT and the infamous Ratchet.
She so thirsty for likes it's sad; That THOTchet time line look like the Thriller Swimsuit gallery!
THOTchet by JusRip™ Costello February 23, 2015

thotchet 

a ratchet, and a thot
a nasty slutty nappy headed female
Oh my god!! Look at Kaylee. Shes such a thotchet
thotchet by versaceheart April 3, 2015
Thotch means thot and bitch together
Amy stop being a fucking thotch!
Thotch by ArTiC_Psyco September 12, 2019
A cross between a thotie and a bitch; someone who is both slutty and super bitchy.
"I can't fucking stand Karen. She is so mean and she sleeps with literally everyone."
"I know, she is such a fucking thitch."
CLOSE, TIGHT, INSEPRABLE.
WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE TOITCH.
TOITCH by SWEETVAMP_01 April 17, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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