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thiddy

A promiscuous, attractive female. Often seen on Instagram or Twitter, yet rarely found to be monogamous. Usually sporting at least two of the following: a perky set of tits, a thick set of thighs, or a firmly rounded butt.

In spite of thiddies having mostly the personality qualities of their sister breed, the basic bitch, their looks make them difficult to resist when encountered in real life. They are high maintenance, requiring special diets, the latest iPhone, and multiple gym memberships to keep them somewhat sane.

If you find yourself interacting with a thiddy, you must proceed with caution as they are all but entirely nonviable in long-term relationships. The recommended course of action upon intimacy with a thiddy is to double bag your dong, then hit it and quit it.

Though few take this recommendation seriously.
"Dude, check out that thicc thot! I bet she's got a fine twat."

"You're silly, P. Diddy. That there is a thiddy."

"A what?"

"A slut with a very nice butt."

"That's fine. She's prime. Now can she be mine?"

"If you ask nicely. But be warned; She's pricey. Personality's icy. Her track record is dicey."

And so poor P. Diddy Caught Chlamydia that day.
by MCG144 February 26, 2018
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tiddy

informal for titty which is an informal for tit which is an informal for boob which is informal for breast which is informal for mammary gland.
Bill: Ay bruh you a tits or ass guy?
Joe: Im a tiddy guy all the way
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Tiddy Pang

A version of Wilbur Soot , he like to rap . He's super cool and hot , all the ladies want him .
Its me ! Tiddy Pang , I’m so cool hahahah..
by Specy July 1, 2021
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big tiddy goth gf

a female that wears black and has dark makeup, and has abnormally large breasts. Also is your girlfriend
Did somebody order a big tiddy goth gf?

I just want a big tiddy goth gf.
by BONELESS PIZZZZZZA May 3, 2018
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Schrödinger’s Tiddy

Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.

(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
What do you want?!? I can’t have Schrödinger’s Tiddy.”
by autopatch December 6, 2019
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Historical Tiddy

Any tiddy from before the 21st century; however, it is most commonly used in reference to women's breasts in historical art from antiquity where nudity was much more common.
Wow, this museum has a sever lacking of historical tiddy.
by The Fair Folk March 3, 2021
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Thaddy

Marvels one and only thicc purple Titan: The only think hes making disappear is your assholes elastic nature
Guy 1: I’m feeling a little bit thirty, you know? i just want someone to take care of me.

Mer: What you need is our lord and saviour Thaddy
by Im_sorry_my_lads September 23, 2018
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