theuser

nameless reference to an user of an online social network by the media, mostly as a means to not disclose real identity while using content created by them

I feel like #theuser because my tweets got written about in the news without giving me credit

theuser by shiladitya June 24, 2010

The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private 

One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.

Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."

The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private by kire December 3, 2007

theserbiantwo 

best mutual, probably wants to risk it all for Raidens titty sword. same tho

did you hear of theserbiantwo?
you mean the beiguang Supremacist?

theserbiantwo by koimya July 12, 2021

Raw thouser 

Masturbating in a sleeping bag that is in a bed with 2 other men, also in their own sleeping bags, while another man sleeps on the floor.

There was a Mel Brooks movie on so Jason could not stop raw thousering

Raw thouser by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V March 9, 2018

Theusen's Engineers 

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.

The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.

Theusen's Engineers by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016

theserbiantwo 

amazing human being🥰 but also horny 24/7

person 1: have you seen theserbiantwo’s new video? person 2: yes! it was amazing!

theserbiantwo by fvgxfrsesdtfygu July 12, 2021

TheSerbGoat 

Someone that’s from fucking serbia I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A COUNTRY ! This kid is is very big he’s like 549 lbs and smells like cow shit. If ur Serbian I’m assuming u smell like ass.

TheSerbGoat a hoe.

TheSerbGoat by Sssbbbb December 7, 2021