One badass son of a bitch. He gets all the ladies he wants with just a look. Theo means god in Greek, so he has unlimited powers.
Female A: Oh my gosh here comes Theo Bronwasser. Does my hair look okay?
Female B: Yeah yeah looks fine. Whatever you do, don't fart.
Female B: Yeah yeah looks fine. Whatever you do, don't fart.
by Best of the best December 17, 2013
Get the theo bronwassermug.