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The Tooth

A purported "chef" with "three decades of experience", but manages to fuck up the tasks that even the Kitchen Hand can successfully complete.

The Tooth inhabits this world in the vague shape of a middled aged alcoholic, but distinguishes himself by brandishing his last remaining chomper square in the middle of his upper gum. The Tooth, with his single remaining, yellowed, jagged, decaying fang, infects the workplace with incompetence, stagnation, and causes homicidal ideation among its colleagues. The Tooth is the literal embodiment of incompetence, substance abuse, and failure.

The Tooth, due to a lifetime of imbibing Goon Sacks and twisting mad pipes, has sufficiently lowered his IQ to qualify for the disability pension. Despite this, however, driven by goon and meltdowns, prepossess a biological imperative that compels him to fuck up life for all those that work in a kitchen.
Example 1

Apprentice: Chef, may I have feed back on my Coleslaw?

Chef: You toothed you coleslaw with too much onion.

Example 2:

Chef: This balsamic dressing doesn't have any balsamic vinegar! Who did this!

Apprentice: I was off yesterday. It must have been The Tooth.
by The_Schnoz May 1, 2023
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The Tooth

A large white rectangular slab of calcium portrusive from the mandable. Often associated with gingivitis and gum decay. Normally not secured and wiggly when speaking. Stained.
The Tooth is here.... "hey tooth what's up?"
by Trev8888888 August 10, 2017
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the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.
My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy
by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013
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long in the tooth

old, advanced in age(from the practice of judging a horse's age by the length of it's teeth)
The plumbing is a bit long in the tooth. It needs to be replaced.
by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2010
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long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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Ring around the tooth

When someone has poor oral hygiene. As a result of not brushing their teeth a yellow to orangish coloration near the gum line has appeared.
I was on a date with this handsome guy. When he started talking all I could see was ring around the tooth. I couldnt stop looking praying he did not try and kiss me!
by Nyabingi Essence December 27, 2018
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Good on the tooth

He loves his food. He’s good on the tooth.
by Fun word fan May 10, 2023
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