The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

tiger woods in the sack

Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.

Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................

by Ardelis88 December 15, 2009

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017