The Squidworth Share definition Flag The act of a man placing his testicles over a womans eyes and laying his penis over her nose. Dang that bitch was so nasty last night, I gave her the squidworth and then she ate my ass. The Squidworth by Harry Happy Time June 12, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the The Squidworth mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch