the real tea 

use this term when the tea is so piping hot that it burns off your tongue and makes you want to die

did you hear that _____ fucked ____? That's the real tea right there.

the real tea by dextyrr McGee October 14, 2018

the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

the real teabag by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020