Golden Oreo

A homosexual being that has never kissed a person of the opposite sex.

Theo: Last night, this handsome guy approached me at the bar. We talked until the lights came on and then we went to my place... and you know what the best part is?

Joe: No?

Theo: He's a fucking Golden Oreo. He knew what he wanted early on - and you could feel it.

by Connect-Ad August 21, 2021

Golden Oreo

Three-way involving two Asian guys with a white girl.

I heard that Janie pulled a Golden Oreo with Ling and Xing last night.

by Misfit_Toy July 13, 2011

Golden Oreo

-noun

1. An Asian person who acts like he/she is white.

Asian person: Hey, wanna go see a Jay Chou concert?

Golden Oreo: Nah, I don't really like his music. But there's a Wilco concert on that same day, so we could go to that instead!

by hiperson3673 July 30, 2009

golden oreo

This is when any person urinates on one's asshole

This can be multiple times or a single event

Evan Jewett loves a golden oreo

by outside the box May 19, 2007

Golden Oreo

Combination of urine and semen characteristic of drunken sex.

I gave this girl a golden oreo last night, and then she threw me out.

by the BMOC June 3, 2007

Golden Oreo

The act of ejaculating on a partners face then removing said ejaculate with ones urine.

Tim: I just came on this girls face then I gave her a golden shower!

Ben and Andy: dude you gave her a golden oreo!!

by They might be giants! July 17, 2010

Golden Oreo

The act of defecating into a small, semi-solid mound, making an indentation or "pocket" in the feces using, uriniating into the pocket, and then molding the shit around the urine, so as to make a "water balloon" of shit and piss. The resultant "Golden Oreo" can be hurled a any target.

Michael Norman just got a Golden Oreo!
Awww! you got your Golden Oreo all over my Golden Oreos!

by Adinor November 8, 2007