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The Crawdaddy 

The Crawdaddy is a sexual act that involves four people, a pair of tongs, a hot tub, and an abundance of corn on the cob and potatoes. In the spirit of a crawfish boil the hot tub is filled with the vegetables to boil to perfection. The four people line up dick to ass, dick to ass, dick to ass, and thrust passionately in the boil. Whilst this goes on the person in the front holds the tongs, inside the boil. This mimics the tasty crustacean thus creating their own sexy crawfish boil. The person in the front uses the tongs to pick up vegetables coating them with their love butter, creating the perfect salty flavor.
Thanks for the invite, what better way to end the summer than with a crawfish boil!”
“Thanks for coming! Are you ready for the Crawdaddy?”
“Hell yeah! I love buttered corn!”
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The crawdaddy grab 

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.
Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.
The crawdaddy grab by Karl Foote November 5, 2005

Where The Crawdads Sing 

Where The Crawdads Sing is best known as a novel by Delia Owens, usually a nonfiction writer. To quote the blurb on the back of the book, here is the summary. "For years, rumors of "The Marsh Girl" Have haunted Barkley Cove, a quiet town on the North Carolina coast. So in late 1969, when handsome Chase Andrews is found dead, the locals immediately suspect Kya Clark, the so-called Marsh Girl.

But Kya is not what they say. Sensitive and intelligent, she survived for years alone in the marsh that she calls home, finding friends in the gulls and lessons in the sand..."

The book was published in 2018 by the company PUTNAM.

"Where The Crawdads Sing" is also a saying, at least in the universe that the characters live in and the meaning is more literal than you'd might think. However... I want to see someone else put the other meaning on here.
"Hey, have you read Where The Crawdads Sing?