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The cooldown

When you're having sex and the person dies while you're doing it. You keep fucking and the dead person get's colder and colder as rigor mortis kicks in.
Guy 1: Awww man, I did the cooldown with Jenny yesterday, it was great!
Guy 2: I have to try that out with my girlfriend!
by Fluffy Psycho January 5, 2018
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The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012
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