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Brotar King of the Brozone 

A bro who is such a bro that he manages to keep the peace of the brozone layer at any expense to his brotocity. A true brodoski at the essence of the word.

Loves keystone light and xbox 360s just as much as Broseidon.
Chad's the brotar king of the brozone tonight, he finished all the keystones and is now playing black ops. What a brotar.
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Hole in the brozone layer 

(Noun) A guy who doesn't show up when you're out with boys for a cool one.
Chuck didn't make it to tailgating 'cause his Chevy Malibu broked own on the way to the game. There was definitely a hole in the brozone layer last Sunday.

a hole in the brozone layer 

When a large group of bros are talking in a strictly-guy conversation, and a girl tries to jump in and contribute
Jessica caused a hole in the brozone layer when she tried to join into a conversation about last night's party that the jocks were having