The Whiteness

A man so white, as to almost appear opaque. He makes Q-Tips jealous. Rice envies his lack of pigment. When a white linen napkin is in his presence, it most likely falls to the floor in awe. Flour fails to live up to his level of pastieness.

"Do you remember seeing The Whiteness at Q's Place that one time, Joe?"

"Every time I look in the mirror."

by Tyrannical T-Bagger November 21, 2013

Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation

1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.

by Arronos del Pavronos April 2, 2006

Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.

Objection your honor, bingering the witness.

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

Bingering the witness

1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.

2. An ineffective cross examination.

"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"

by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021

THE WITNESS

While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.

Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.

by B. Gus Richards May 18, 2009

interrogating the witness

Yet another word for masturbation.

I walked in on my roommate while he was interrogating the witness.

by M. Johnson March 14, 2007

Bingering the Witness

When the prosecutor knows the defendant is innocent of all charges but goes and ahead and tries to get him convicted anyway by asking inane questions, such as questions about playing Call of Duty or "exploding" hollow-point bullets, while the defense is failing to make any objections.

The prosecution's case was proven false but the prosecutor was desperate for a conviction and started bingering the witness.

by MAGAForeverer November 15, 2021