While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.
We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.
by S.P.G December 8, 2011
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2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.
1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."
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2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."
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by henchman24 May 5, 2011
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Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016
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