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the Hoerner 

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again
A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced
the Hoerner by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010
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The Horner 

The Horner is a true drunk's dance move, used where ever you feel you need to use it. It's done by punching the air upwards with your left hand, then switched by your right, while continuously movin your hips to the music, and drinkin up.
"Dude! Your totally rockin The Horner!" OR "Do the best fuckin move out there! - The Horner!"
The Horner by Parsons & DJ March 20, 2008

The Jack Horner 

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.
“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”