Green weenie

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.

Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

the green weenie

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.

Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017

green weenie

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.

by towgunner May 18, 2006

green weenie

To get fucked in the ass by a very large and imaginary green penis!

"Dude they are deploying me with no notice"
"Yea man that sucks. THE GREEN WEENIE STRIKES AGAIN"

by WOODY8888811 January 10, 2008

Green Weenie

Used in the Armed Forces to describe something that could have sounded promising but failed to deliver or simply did not meet expectations. Nevertheless, such thing was forcefully left to deal with by those affected.

Person 1: “Did you hear about IPPS-A and the perks of its talent management features?”

Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”

by The IPPSON July 7, 2020

green weenie

figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.

Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."

by AggieJAG May 13, 2006

green weenie

A military slang term for the "Army Commendation Medal" also known as the "ARCOM", a medal that has been given so frequently that it is considered nearly meaningless.

After his third tour without award, the brass passed him a Green Weenie.

by Cpl. Dio February 26, 2011