This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.
Kyle: You need to look at the map!

Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.

Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
by Not Yellow Swine January 16, 2016
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