An irrelevent phrase that is useless because the French have different words for the English cussing words.
Oh, I'm gonna say 'Excuse my French' because I just cussed but I speak English. :D
by Rebecca LaRue October 12, 2003
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It is said when you put one leg on another while sitting on a chair in a way that your half butt is facing the person in front of you.
Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass

When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass
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In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.
Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."
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One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
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when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.
yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy
by Marty5 April 7, 2013
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“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear
Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *
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