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1. the fuck do you think!
2. the fuck dude you there?
her: your so fucking annoying
him: i like you
her: ewwwww
him: so do you like me?
her: tfdyt


dude: hi
dude: what are you doing?
dude: hello?
dude: tfdyt?
guy: sorry, i was afk
tfdyt by kristine fong August 14, 2008
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Person 1: I hate you suck my cock
Person 2: yo, tfytb
tfytb by Little Kid Lover6 February 3, 2022
The Fuck Is You Talking About
Karen: Hey what’s your name 😤

Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Jr: Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Jr TFIYTA.
TFIYTA by TheOriginalTurtleNut January 12, 2021
You: It's hot in here!
Me: It's a damn sauna! tfyt?!
tfyt by regsodope June 1, 2017
The Fuck You Telling Me For?
Text 1: Damn babe, I got ah flat and IDK how Imma get home :(

Text 2: TFYTMF?!

Text 1: -_-||
TFYTMF by Flux_P September 7, 2013
It means “The fuck you think you talking to ?” Typically said when you ask your momma a question and she calls you by your first name, Take my advise and don’t run, it makes it worse
Momma: “And where the hell have you been ?”
Girl: “Outside, why ?”
Momma: “Are you really giving me sass right now ?, Via a device ?”
Girl: “huh? How am I being sassy, are you okay ?”
Momma: “TFYTYTT !”
Girl: “what does that even mean ?”
Momma: “The fuck you think you talking to ? Little bitch I know you snuck out open the fucking bathroom door
TFYTYTT by Obamaswetcumsock May 11, 2020
a shorthand for Thunder Fire You There, often used as a curse word to signify distaste or a pay back for something annoying done to you
so you are still denying?,tfyt.
tfyt by Zillionare November 7, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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