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text war 

a phenomenon occurring between two people who are either in the beginning stages of a relationship, having no strings attached sex, or on the verge of breaking up. involves endless texting in which the victor of the text war considers himself or herself to be the in the position of power. usually begins with "Wr r u?", but can take many forms. The spoils of victory most likely take the form of the winner choosing the "when and where" of the next sexual encounter.
That stupid French guy and I had a text war last night, but there was no way I was driving to his apartment for subpar sex.
text war by Ess-Dub April 6, 2007
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Text Chat Warrior

A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.

Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.

And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).

Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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