tentpiece

a cocky person. (typically male.)
braggart. egotist. blowhard.

a tentpiece usually believes that he has skills or qualities which he simply does not--or in the off chance that he does, it is in an extremely limited capacity, at best.
this over-confidence often manifests itself as vanity, bossiness, conceit, or an overly-cocksure air.
those in the company of a tentpiece regularly must exercise great restraint from verbally and physically bitch-slapping him.

'tentpiece' makes reference to the phrase 'pitching a tent,' (i.e. tentpieces tend to be turned on primarily by themselves). a tentpiece oft overcomes for various (commonly sexual) shortcomings with blatant arrogance and conceit in an effort to prove their masculinity.

god, lucien thinks the sun rises and sets to his admittedly toned, but misshapen ass....what a tentpiece.

dreselda moaned with dread when her boyfriend gaylord was crowned winner of the fabio look-alike contest. he could be such a tentpiece, and she knew she'd never hear the end of it.

tentpiece by j saegusa June 10, 2008

halfass-terpiece

One of many projects that started with great intentions and visions of grandeur , that have become halfass-terpiece quality

My wife doesn't even go in the basement anymore because it reminds her of any number halfass-terpiece ,creations await her.

halfass-terpiece by Tex in affect March 3, 2018

Ass-terpiece

A magnificient ass.
ONLY ON WOMEN

(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)
**Note**

This is NOT "Booty" or whatever the fuck word people use when they mean big Fat ass.

Check out that woman, she has an ass-terpiece

Ass-terpiece by Chaotic J February 20, 2009

Ass-terpiece

Used to Describe The Most Amazingly Awesome Ass on a Woman

(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)

Look at her ass...that is an Ass-terpiece

Ass-terpiece by Joe Chaos April 17, 2009

teniece 

The most beautiful, loving and also sensitive woman you'll ever meet. She strives for independence and will never ask for help - even when she needs it the most. Even though she is so attractive she doesn't see it for herself. Once she loves you she will always be loyal.

have you seen Teniece today? She is FLAWLESS

teniece by u dunt wanna kno March 14, 2017

teniece 

teniece is a very cute girl that can be going thru hard things in life but she is a nice girl she is mostly very friendly

she is the type of girl to date Edgar even tho she different skin color but im sure the man loves her anyway she is the best person to hang out with and can be mean at times

how teniece is

teniece by teniece life September 7, 2021

Tentipede

Placing triangular tents end to end, creating a tunnel of tents. Contains one inroute and outroute.

Lets create a tentipede!
Everyone: NO!

Tentipede by P12 Pete October 6, 2023