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technoshock 

That feeling of overwhelming anxiety and stress people experience when they realize all the data from all the increasingly more rapid technological advances of our world is exceeding their brain's ability to process it.
"I swear I can't take it anymore. I'm being bombarded with too much info from too many sources. I know I'm gonna snap. And when I do, I'm blaming it on technoshock".
technoshock by tmdoom May 14, 2011
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TechnoPocky 

An awesome Youtuber that has absolutely nothing to do with Techno, although some of his videos consist of pocky.
lol TechnoPocky is funny

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.
Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.
Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

technochocolate 

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.
"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."
technochocolate by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

technochocolateland 

Strong Bad's misspelling of Tenochtitlán. From it, derives the word technochocolate.
Greater than the aztecs and their... technochocolateland.
technochocolateland by Mikeguy February 24, 2004

Technosociofile 

Subspecies of nerd primarily interested in digital technology and the social implications and applications in a wired world. (Abbreviated TSF) A technosciofile may fall on a spectrum anywhere from "techie" to "socio." May have issues with authority.

Type of benign hacktivist. Not exactly white-hat but not exactly malicious either. Some may seek notoriety.
"Just because you steal Wifi to watch Colbert, it doesn't make you a technosciofile."

"You may be a technosociofile if... you're fascinated by Anonymous and paranoid about the FBI."
Technosociofile by saltypalette March 26, 2013

technosocioconomist 

A person who as either a hobby or professional follows technology and its integreation into society as well as the economics behind such products.
Ever the technosocioconomist, Daniel Eran's "The Rise and Fall of Platforms" was an engaging look at early computer systems and how their history reflected upon today's society and computer sales trends.