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technoshock 

That feeling of overwhelming anxiety and stress people experience when they realize all the data from all the increasingly more rapid technological advances of our world is exceeding their brain's ability to process it.
"I swear I can't take it anymore. I'm being bombarded with too much info from too many sources. I know I'm gonna snap. And when I do, I'm blaming it on technoshock".
technoshock by tmdoom May 14, 2011
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TechnoPocky 

An awesome Youtuber that has absolutely nothing to do with Techno, although some of his videos consist of pocky.
lol TechnoPocky is funny

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.
Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.
Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

technochocolate 

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.
"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."
technochocolate by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

technochocolateland 

Strong Bad's misspelling of Tenochtitlán. From it, derives the word technochocolate.
Greater than the aztecs and their... technochocolateland.
technochocolateland by Mikeguy February 24, 2004

Technosociofile 

Subspecies of nerd primarily interested in digital technology and the social implications and applications in a wired world. (Abbreviated TSF) A technosciofile may fall on a spectrum anywhere from "techie" to "socio." May have issues with authority.

Type of benign hacktivist. Not exactly white-hat but not exactly malicious either. Some may seek notoriety.
"Just because you steal Wifi to watch Colbert, it doesn't make you a technosciofile."

"You may be a technosociofile if... you're fascinated by Anonymous and paranoid about the FBI."
Technosociofile by saltypalette March 26, 2013

technosocioconomist 

A person who as either a hobby or professional follows technology and its integreation into society as well as the economics behind such products.
Ever the technosocioconomist, Daniel Eran's "The Rise and Fall of Platforms" was an engaging look at early computer systems and how their history reflected upon today's society and computer sales trends.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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