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Teamism

A mental illness that occurs when you no longer care about right and wrong, just so long as your ideological "team" wins a piece of political ground, real or imagined. Rampant among American citizens who have hopelessly given in to the two-party political system. Its a fear that if you open your mind to your opposition that you are being coerced by evil. It's the feeling you get when you begin to resent family or friends during a heated political argument. The belief that any dissenting opinions other than those held by the doctrines of your party or denomination hold an evil agenda.
The conservative politician from Alabama spoke in favor of gay rights. I didn't trust him at first but it might have been my own sense of teamism that kept me.

"Max Talbot is on the Bruins now? I hate that guy."
"But you said in '09 when he scored two goals in game 7 that you would suck his dick. That's some bullshit teamism, dude."
"I know. He's still awesome and it pisses me off."

You cannot despise people who suffer from teamism and teamist thoughts. If someone you care about cannot talk to you about something they feel is important without belittling others for thinking differently, be kinder to them and never bring up the topic again. The bile and bullshit they inject life's petty squabbles with have to iron itself out.
by deincredibles March 5, 2015
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Teamiseration

The feeling of disappointment and mental anguish upon discovering that one has finished their cup of tea without realising.
I thought I had some tea left, but to my teamiseration I found my cup already empty!
by Lloey May 18, 2009
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tamism

the best religion ever u should totally join it cos tam is super cool
im a firm believer in tamism
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Teamsmash

Originating at the RC(Air)C summer course Survival Instructor Course, (6 week course) a Teamsmash is when a large group of Survival Instructors shit in one blue rocket (portapotty) on the day they are leaving on the bus after graduation day
F Sgt: Sgt you gotta totally teamsmash on your last day of SI this summer, carry on the tradition for me.
Sgt: that's disgusting but alright

Army Course cadet enters a teamsmashed portapotty
army course cadet: you guys are fuckin nasty man!
SI's laugh their asses off
by Sergeant B. May 13, 2010
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Teamiseration

An English word referring to the moment where one lifts a cup of tea to ones mouth expecting a refreshing slurp of tea only to find the cup is empty.
I went to take a drink from my cup of tea, only to find I had none, the feeling of teamiseration was so immense and final
by Zombie_rick May 18, 2009
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Teamist

a word to describe a favorability to a certain group or team.
Why isn't wiz khalifa performing black and yellow at the superbowl?

i guess that would be teamist.
by sketchsketch February 24, 2011
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Teamsmanship

The act of supporting your fellow brosephuses in the art of the picking up.
Hey Brett, the way you quarintined that girl today was bad teamsmanship for the rest of us. We were stuck answer questions about your faithfulness.
by Taylork April 20, 2008
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