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teabaggot 

A fanatical participant of the Tea Party movement in the United States of America, often a bigot. Usually quicker to say than Tea Party Patriot.
Citizen 1: Did you go to the Tea Party rally last night?

Citizen 2: No, I heard it was just going to be a bunch of teabaggots being irrationally angry about how stupid they are.
teabaggot by oxidative January 9, 2011
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Extreme Teabagging 

An extreme variation on the more well known and widely practiced (in America) act of Teabagging.

The act of placing ones testicles, balls, scrotum etc. in the mouth or face of someone who is convulsing from tourettes, or a seizure/palsy episode. Particularly 'extreme' in the case of a victim who is experiencing an involuntary and intermittent bite reflex.

Not to be confused with the more commonplace Iirrumatio.
Example: Dipping your sack into the mouth of someone having an epileptic seizure.

"Dude, you were Extreme Teabagging that twitching fuck!"

teabagging

1) Repeated insertion of ones testicles in another's mouth.
2) Continiously crouching on a dead body in a video game.
1: Dude, I don't think teabagging is a good prank, man.
2: dude stop teabagging, it's bad sportsmanship
teabagging by Verdigris June 25, 2016

Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!
Bilbo Teabaggins by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009

teabagging

Tea bagging is mostly used in two ways.
1. A sexual act where a males testicles are dipped in and out of the partners mouth. Similar to how a teabag is used while making a cup of tea.
2. A practical joke, where a male will place his testicles on a friends face and a photo be taken to embarrass the friend. Usually at a party when a friend has fallen asleep.
1. While giving me oral sex, Jess tea bagged my balls.
2. Did you see the photo of Rusty teabagging Rob after he passed out?
teabagging by BeerFuelledDude November 15, 2014

Tim Teabagging 

The act of tea bagging someone while Tebowing.
Guy - Crazy ass night, I was Tim Teabaggin some bitch like it was my job.

Friend -You were doin what?

Guy - Tim Teabagging, it's when u Tebow over top someone but put ur balls in their mouth.
Tim Teabagging by Tikobroje January 24, 2012

teabagger 

multiple meanings. 1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging" 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"
Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger.
teabagger by h4x0r3r July 24, 2003
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