tea bill 

"Tea bill" is how the financial world will refer to U.S. federal government debt instruments after the Republican teapartiers manage to damage the full faith & credit of the United States via government shutdowns and partial defaults, thereby leading to a downgrade in our national creditworthiness.

The retirement funds of millions of Americans lost a fortune in market value this week. Among the hardest hit were those funds unfortunate enough to have invested too heavily in tea bills.

tea bill by Beltway Panda October 5, 2013

billy of tea 

its wellerman

person 1:soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
person 2: your singing billy of tea
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS WELLERMAN

billy of tea by peanut KING August 14, 2021

teabilly 

A member or follower of the Tea Party movement who displays a lack of sophistication.

If that teabilly posts one more thing about Nazis or birth certificates, I'm going to unfriend him!

teabilly by Chief Esteben December 3, 2010

teabilly 

A member of the tea party who is also a hillbilly. Teabillies are often angry, ignorant, god-fearin', bible thumpin', science-denyin', gun-totin', GOP-talkin'-point-parrotin' racist homophobic misogynists. Highly susceptible to Obama derangement syndrome.

Obama: "Let me be clear..."
Skeeter: "BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!!"
Me: "Wow, Skeeter sure is a bona fide teabilly!"

teabilly by Dylan Bleier March 19, 2014