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tcoastal 

TCoastal is a term defining someone who had a substantial professional and social footprint in New York and Los Angeles, usually in entertainment and tech.
I really love being TCoastal because Los Angeles is much warmer in the winter than New York.
tcoastal by KittyKing 327 October 23, 2017
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toastalated 

To be burnt beyond a crisp;
or turned partially into ashes
Dude looks like you toastalated your toast
toastalated by Shane Noonan January 11, 2008
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Toastally 

the act of being toasty and stoned at the same time. Toastally stoned. comfycozy. Warm and toasted. Totally stoned.
Sarah and Nichole are feeling quite toasty and stoned. They're feeling toastally stoned.
Toastally by sfmmmm April 19, 2011

Gone Toastal 

To consume intoxicants well above the limits of ones max, often resulting in irrational, strange, perhaps funny behavior and possibly ending by passing out.
It was clear Jim had "gone toastal"; evident by his 15th beer, his crazy mutterings and the drool running out of his mouth after passing out.
Gone Toastal by Cassie Turner October 12, 2008

bi-toastal 

Someone who is talented enough to use either side of their toast, when applying butter, jelly, jam, peanut butter, even though one side of the toast may be a little more done than the other.
"One side is lighter than the other, which side do you want me to use?" "It doesn't matter. I'm bi-toastal!"
bi-toastal by Relda Faye May 3, 2010

Toastalitus 

toastalitus is a rare eating disorder in the preparation and eating of toast. the duration of the eating of each peice of toast must take as long as prepartion,

common slang names for someone with toastalontus is known as a toasty or toast tart or a tallulah.

the physical attributes are big heads and the ability to cry on demand how ever psychologicaly they are an insecure minority who become compulsive liar and cleptomanics, commonly stealing from family members in most cases the older sister. they are a jealous bunch who are unloved and threated to run away due to this laco of compassion towards them.

there own eating disorder is aggravated further by being second best at everything and never comparing to older sisters. whom are smarter and far more attractive. they become sheep and try act like those who they aspire to be like but can never pull it of, this is where they alleviate stress by the presentation of there toast.

usualy spreading carefully covering the entire side of bread in a topping or two. unfortunatly due to anxiety and low self asteem they burn the toast. and try to hide it by smothering extra toppings and spraying the odd bit of febreeze in the surrounding environment.
tallulah your toastalitus is really bugging me, hurry up and eat it before i do, slow coach
Toastalitus by toasttart November 10, 2009

Toastally 

toastally stoned.
Nichole and Sarah were toasty and stoned. They were toastally stoned.
Toastally by sfmmmm April 18, 2011
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
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