a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.