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contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.
tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.
tassified by snassy January 9, 2012
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tadified 

The process of taking an easy to explain algorithm and making it impossible to understand. This is done by replacing variable names with random letters of the alphabet, not defining variables until the last possible second, making while loops into do-while loops (and for loops into while loops), mumbling and in general being incomprehensible.
That explanation of a binary search was tadified!
tadified by TheGrandFooBar April 18, 2018
When you’re ignored in the group chat and left on read. Originated from ignoring Tammie when she asks if we want to go for tea or to the pub
I’ve been tammied
Tammied by APatz June 2, 2019
"Did you see how low he rated me?"
Ya, you got tammied."
tammied by punk_junk June 2, 2008

Tankified 

Verb: To become a Tank (Muscly, Strong, God-like) over a period of time
Adjective: To be built like a mother fucker
Noun:
Boy1: What are you up too these holidays?
Boy2 :I'm going to get Tankified.

Adjective:
Girl1: Caleb's pretty Tankified aye?
Girl2: mmmmm, Yes.
Tankified by Caze Tank May 25, 2011
When someone sews a guy's ass-cheeks together, gives him laxatives, pierces his belly-button and nipples and attaches them by a chain and hooks the chain to a ceiling fan.
Boy Walter, you just got tammied.
Tammied by Jon Tinkleton June 11, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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