talk-toable 

Someone who is very easy to talk to. Can be talked to about any subject that the talker wants to talk about. Can often be found dispensing useful advice, empathizing or telling bad jokes to see who laughs.

-I say, that chap Jethro is rather "talk-toable"
-yes, he is quite a laugh is he not
-i say
-would you like a bit of crumpet, Edmund?
-why yes i would, thank you ever so kindly

-hey why was the chicken so happy?
-I dunno, why?
-because everything was eggcellent
-Dude. LAME

talk-toable by the talk-toable guy January 18, 2011

kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.

Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.

kitchen table talk by TheRealRoommate December 18, 2018

table talk 

From partnered card games, discussion between partners of the contents of their hands. Its purpose is to gain an advantage, and is generally against the house rules, if not written rules.

Him: I'm feeling a lot of LOOOOOVE for this game.
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?

table talk by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

table talk 

Illegal communication with the intent of gaining an advantage between partners during a card game.

In euchre tournaments, table talk is strictly forbidden.

table talk by 93 June 14, 2004

queen of table talk 

Some one who tells everyone at the poker table what each other are collecting.

Jeni is the queen of table talk.

queen of table talk by JGZ2 January 4, 2017

table talk 

To engage in conversation during a game (primarily seen in card games) to your partner(s) regarding the status of the set of playable/determinable objects (commonly seen as cards or tiles) in their general vacinity when this action is unallowed due to the nature of the game or pre-established violation rules.

Tommy and Jessies were playing Billy and I in Euchre today. They 0wn3d us. I was like "oh noes!!1". It had to be some table talk going on over there

table talk by Lord FuDgE June 18, 2004

table talk 

Noun: 1.) Conversation appropriate for a formal occasion i.e. dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents. 2.) Small talk. Shmoozing. Those little conversations you have when you see someone you don't really care about, but you haven't seen them for a long time.

1.) Oh wow, Mrs. Smith you sure do have a nice house.
2.) Uh, hi person whose name I barely remember. How are you? What have you been up to all these years I haven't thought about you? Blah blah blah...

table talk by ben June 17, 2004