takbar

To jerk off on top of a punching bag whilst eating Totinos pizza rolls with your free hand and having your anus on top of the upper half of the bag so you would not fall off.

My friend: Dude! I'm takbaring right now, what about you?
Me: I'm reading about the human body!

by NotDank May 24, 2020

Tabarnack

Tabarnack is one of the strongest swearing word in french. It comes from "tabernacle" which was a word used in churches back when Quebec was Catholic.
The definition varies:
it can be used as an adjective meaning "a lot"
it can mean a simple swearing word such as "fuck, damnit"
it can be put in the middle of other swear to accentuate the anger

mon osti de tabarnack, ma te tuer!(Fucking asshole, i'll kill you)
tabarnack, t'étais où?(What the fuck, where were you?)
j'ai de l'argent en tabarnack!(I got a lot of money)
t'es belle en tabarnack! (You are incredibly pretty)

by whippette January 8, 2013

Tabarnak

Swear word used in the Canadian French slang language, it originated from the word "tabernacle", a cabinet in Christian churches containing what is needed to celebrate the Eucharist. It is the equivalent of "fuck" in its variety of uses, as it can be used as a noun, an adverb or simply an exclamation. It is commonly used as a way to amplify an emotion, most often a negative one, meaning it can be a form of insult.

- Mon tabarnak! / You fucker! (Noun, insult)
- C'était beau en tabarnak! / It was fucking beautiful! (Adverb) ~ Here we can see the use for either a positive emotion or a sarcastic one.
- Tabarnak! / Fuck! (Exclamation)
- Il était en beau tabarnak ~ Il était en colère. / He was fucking pissed. ~ He was angry. (Noun / Adverb) ~ Here, "tabarnak" is used as a noun (colère), but can only be translated to an adverb. If we translate it word by word: He was in pretty fuck.

by DeathSpreads August 28, 2017

Taybarns

Originally just the title of a British low-cost 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant chain, the term is now used to describe girls that are extremely sexually appealing.
The term can also be symbolised by placing one flat hand ontop of the other to produce a 'T' shape

"Whoa, that girl is hot."
"Nah man, that girl is Taybarns!"

by paddyvipond August 15, 2012

tabarslaque

Soft profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak. Diminutive: tabaslaque

Mon oncle a des tabarslaque de grands pieds. (My uncle's feet are damn long).

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

tabarnacles

Swear word used in the French Canadian version of Spongebob Squarepants.

Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again!

by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006

takhar

Takhar means fearless and carefree. "No shits given."

He was getting told off but he felt Takhar.

by ArvinAshmond November 16, 2013