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A theoretical particle that exists in three dimensions of time and can move faster than light. Only where it was can be observed by an entity who sees time linearly.
The pocket watch needs tachyons and clarity state to function. Also, if you're looking here for clues, this is probably the wrong place.
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17.7 MeV
Tachyon by A113R April 14, 2021
A man who makes odd various sounds at random moments that often looks upward while streaming, demonstrating his semi-glorious beard.
Tachyon is occasionally tacky.
Tachyon by PigeonSquared January 28, 2017

agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.
chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck
agnes tachyon by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026

tachonomy 

the in-depth study of tachometers and their functions in everyday life.

tachometrists are those who study tachometers.
Andy B., a great big fop, was world-renowned in the field of tachonomy
tachonomy by yggahs March 22, 2004
super sexy ,smart and popular . the girl everyone loves.Amazing at sports and has a great body =)'lukes' generally are attracted to her. fun her be around.
Hott suff
damnn you looking like tachona
tachona by mwjdsbtj April 27, 2009
Hebrew word meaning undergarments or shorts.
"Eat my tachtonim!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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