t-wop 

A bearded lepracon like person, but much larger, much fatter and much more hairy. Hates being called cock beard among other insults. Also has a strong sexual attraction to people named karl.

Yo nigger dick, you is such a t-wop. Why you always being such a dick cock beard with you shitty wigga stunts?

t-wop by liam bootes February 11, 2007

Twopenguins 

The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.

Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker

Twopenguins by Twopenguins December 23, 2012

Twopence ha'penny millionaire 

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.

Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire

Twopence ha'penny millionaire by samaralic December 11, 2013

Twopalmsthedesky 

When your boss is "NOT HAPPY" and slams his palms to the desk forcefully while yelling
"I am NOT HAPPY"

Mikey was pissed and gave me the ole "Twopalmsthedesky"

Twopalmsthedesky by Captian-Insano April 13, 2009

twopack 

The White Version Of Tupac

Jeffery:Hey james, did you hear the new twopack single?
James:Yeah, its toataly mathmatical!

twopack by KK-Ron B-lake March 12, 2014

Mr. Twopunch 

A YouTuber that might be Canadian and gets call Fea4less for some reason his real name is Pablo Picasso and likes doing giveaways on youtube

Hey Juan did you sub to mr. TwoPunch on onlyfans or on twitch

Mr. Twopunch by InevitableGames January 20, 2021

Twop 

To twerk and mop at the same time

My girl Laquita was twopping in the kitchen at work the other day cos she thought she got moves, but her ass flat. She can't mop either.

Twop by jjj0123456 February 19, 2014