türkdeniz 

He is an apricot with a tiny dick.
Has a very good personality but eats alot.
Choses his clothes very sharp.
Airballs all the time but has very good basketball skills.
Has a bagelci mustage.

Has a very türkdeniz dick.

türkdeniz by İsa taşdemir November 21, 2021

turkmenistan

an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.

in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.

turkmenistan by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007

Turkmenistan

The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!

“I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”

Turkmenistan by LikeXD31 May 17, 2020

Turkmenistan

Former Republic of the Soviet Union and is still ran like a communist state with little room for dissent or opposition, and the same party getting elected over and over with 99.999% of votes. It borders Iran, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Afghanistan. The president has a Stalin style cult of personality around him and his picture is everywhere.

Saying something bad about the president in Turkmenistan can lead to you disappearing to never be seen again.

Turkmenistan by IceChill789 August 9, 2021

turkmenistan

cleanest prostitutes in the region.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s.

turkmenistan by bombenleger October 20, 2022

turkmenification 

Making the whole world stan the powerful nation of Turkmenistan.

Hey Markus, how is the turkmenification of the twitter fandom going?
Great! I just posted a turkmen cover of Fuego by Gulalek. Everyone is loving it.

turkmenification by gmberdimuhammedow August 12, 2021

Turkmenistan

Nobody has ever heard of this place

Bob: Yeah my parents came from turkmenistan

John: wow what planet is that
Bob: I don't know cuz I can't find it on a map ):

Turkmenistan by Sloppy boo August 28, 2018