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syruption 

The part of a wet dream when semen suprts out of the male's penis.
Chad: Dude, I had a dream about Stacy last night. Unnfortunately, I woke up right in the middle of a syruption.

Mike: Chad, you're 35 years old. Aren't you a little old for wet dreams?
syruption by B Dylan June 14, 2009
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Syruption 

A syruption, the event of syrupt exploding or erupting.
As Johnny was trying to open the syrup, he attempted to gently pull up the top, however he misjudged his own strength and people all over Toronto had to evacuate because of the syruption.
Syruption by penguinfromtheinternet September 7, 2010

Syruping 

Syruping is the act in which an individual smothers himself/herself with syrup in order to arouse and stimulate his/her sexual partner. In some cases, one may attempt to consume the syrup off of the others body.
Alex: Hey Tim I heard you're really good at syruping.
Tim: Hell yeah man, did it to my girl last night and it was mmm mmm delicious baby.
Alex: No way! You gotta teach me sometime!
Syruping by CptAlex January 17, 2017

scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.
A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"
scrumption by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

men-struation 

When a girl jacks a guy off so hard that he cums blood.
As Maggie was stroking Mat's penis she jumped up in horror once she witnessed his men-struation all over her hand.

Syrupin' the Waffles 

To be wearing a thermal long sleeve (or short sleeve if there is any) shirt, called waffles. Kind of like rockin' a fitted cap. Depending in what person your speaking in, it does factor how you say it. Also see waffles.
1) I'm syrupin' the waffles today (or these waffles, my waffles, etc.).
2) Damn, I see you syrupin' yo waffles!
3) Jorge was syrupin' his waffles during 2nd period!
Syrupin' the Waffles by JorBaLLantine November 24, 2006

scruptious 

wildly passionate about something, usually in reference to actions or causes
I am scruptious for peace. / He sure is scruptious about the project.
scruptious by Elastic Allis August 10, 2007
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murderhobo 

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