syntellect

syntellect n (Greek syn, with, together + intellect) Ð the unified mind of civilization that integrates all individual natural and artificial minds through the mediation and accumulative effects of informational networks.

Intellectual network--inteLnet--will connect all thinking beings into one communicational network that gradually will develop into a new form of consciousness--syntellect. The syntellect will absorb and condense the potentials of all thinking beings and will operate on both biological and quantum levels.

by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

Sextellectual

A phenomenon in which a dumbass guy uses random 'bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. Most likely has no idea in hell what they're talking about, yet the "nerds" who do, get no recognition from the opposite sex whatsoever.

Jilted as fuck, bro.

Jock: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate."

Clueless Girl: "OH MY GOD!11 UR SO SENSITIVE, TAEK ME NAO"

Jock: "Score!"

On-looking Nerd: "Shit, man. What a sextellectual...."

by testesonetwo November 28, 2009

skintellectual

A wannabe Instagram "model" who feels that he/she is savant on the subject of skincare and the like.

Follow me because I'm super hot. #skintellectual

by SeamusOLanigan January 30, 2018

spintellectual

From the Far Left to the Far Right, political pundits who use their knowledge, mental and rhetorical abilities not to seek truth or debate ideas, but bend facts, figures and logic to conform to a prescriptive political agenda.

I watch these folks on cable news who are trying to sound smart, but it's so clear they're just spintellectuals.

by Andy Establishment June 16, 2012