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his name is very rare, maybe the only one. He can be an a**hole, but can be a funny friend. if you date him don’t expect much cause he won’t do much. He actually doesn’t ever talk to you once you start dating him or if you do date him he WILL kiss you. Once he likes you he will show it and want you to be his girlfriend. He can be very dirty minded.
WOW Syelus you are very disgusting .
syelus by Pacifyher_disco May 9, 2018
Words you can keep
sylus is a really smart, funny guy. hes so easy to talk to. he doesnt think so himself but its true. he should give himself more fucking credit... ):(
sylus...
Sylus by chloe.212821828 November 28, 2016
Sylus is a chill person. He may be nice and chill to you but may be a bitchy annoying kid to other people, but who knows?

He is such an eye candy but he will most likely break your heart in just seconds. You'll be hurt for quite a while for that matter since he's the type to do that to a guy, girl, etc.

Sylus is a hilarious, sweet, cute, optimistic, annoyingly funny dirty type and cool person, he's pretty much best-friend material if anything.
Get a Sylus before anyone gets a hold of him. Seriously.
P1: Sylus is so annoying dude!
P2: Nahhh, he's chill.
P3: Nah! He's annoying! Are you delusional?!
Sylus by Korenouya June 19, 2019
Big peeper sylus
Sylus by Soggy Garbo July 9, 2021

Smelusion 

To smell something you really didn't smell.
Ju- "Bro, who's cooking popcorn?" "Dude, I just farted, you're having a smelusion."
Smelusion by Fergatron May 2, 2012

selushu strainer 

When a shit takes at least 10 minutes of horrible effort and it ends up being the size of a golf ball.
Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.

Selusionex 

A delusional ex you want to auction to the lowest bidder.
Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.
Selusionex by ilacevoli December 9, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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