syelus 

his name is very rare, maybe the only one. He can be an a**hole, but can be a funny friend. if you date him don’t expect much cause he won’t do much. He actually doesn’t ever talk to you once you start dating him or if you do date him he WILL kiss you. Once he likes you he will show it and want you to be his girlfriend. He can be very dirty minded.

WOW Syelus you are very disgusting .

syelus by Pacifyher_disco May 9, 2018

Sylus 

sylus is a really smart, funny guy. hes so easy to talk to. he doesnt think so himself but its true. he should give himself more fucking credit... ):(

sylus...

Sylus by chloe.212821828 November 28, 2016

Sylus 

Sylus is a chill person. He may be nice and chill to you but may be a bitchy annoying kid to other people, but who knows?

He is such an eye candy but he will most likely break your heart in just seconds. You'll be hurt for quite a while for that matter since he's the type to do that to a guy, girl, etc.

Sylus is a hilarious, sweet, cute, optimistic, annoyingly funny dirty type and cool person, he's pretty much best-friend material if anything.
Get a Sylus before anyone gets a hold of him. Seriously.

P1: Sylus is so annoying dude!
P2: Nahhh, he's chill.
P3: Nah! He's annoying! Are you delusional?!

Sylus by Korenouya June 19, 2019

Sylus 

Massive dick

Big peeper sylus

Sylus by Soggy Garbo July 9, 2021

Smelusion 

To smell something you really didn't smell.

Ju- "Bro, who's cooking popcorn?" "Dude, I just farted, you're having a smelusion."

Smelusion by Fergatron May 2, 2012

selushu strainer 

When a shit takes at least 10 minutes of horrible effort and it ends up being the size of a golf ball.

Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.

selushu strainer by HugeMuttonDagger January 15, 2015

Selusionex 

A delusional ex you want to auction to the lowest bidder.

Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.

Selusionex by ilacevoli December 9, 2018