swivel chair 

Objects of mass destruction.

You're standing on a swivel chair to change a light bulb when all of the sudden you hear a loud noise. You quickly turn, the light bulb falls and breaks, then you fall on the broken glass while destroying some other furniture and valuable objects along the way.

swivel chair by Super Swanky Burgers September 28, 2010

Swivel Chair Patrol 

Another name for the Civil Air Patrol. While this name may sound like we don't do much, we actually do alot. The swivel chair just helps us do it in the quickest possible way.

Cadet: Why are we call the Swivel Chair Patrol?

Senior Member: Because we do more than the Boy Scouts and JROTC combined.

Swivel Chair Patrol by CadetKid November 19, 2009