when you're wasted and it's working for the ladies; you can't walk but you're pullin' ass; when you land a piece of ass that you're too drunk for

This is an emergent phenomenon which occurs when both parties are drunken to the point of impairment. Inhibitions are all dissolved. All rational mental functioning is absent.
Damn he's drunk as hell. How'd that drunk motherfucker get that hot chick. All his friends are like, How'd he do it? He's holding onto beams in the bar to stand up and the ladies are feelin' it. John's got that swagger mack.

Melissa attacked me on the porch, busted my knee up. I didn't how I got hurt until they told me.
by White Guerrilla July 10, 2012
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